CoA Business Cards (x8)

Description

**one order equals 8 cards**

Imagine: you’re out in the wild, walking down the streets of a bustling metropolis. In the distance, the faint voice of a stranger calls your name. “Who could this be,” you wonder. Bewildered, you turn around in search of the source. A man waves at you. You hesitantly raise your hand to return his greeting, wracking your brain in an attempt to recall the memory of this stranger. A high school friend? A work aqcuaintance? Your girlfriend’s psycho ex? As you scramble through your mind’s filing system, a man runs up to him and gives him a bro-hug. Your hand is in the air like an idiot. Wait, you know that man hugging the stranger! That’s Andrew! That’s your friend! You run up to him, saying “Andrew??” Now it’s his turn for bewilderment, but you squash his fears by pointing to yourself and exclaiming “ANDREW!!” You exchange a handshake, and you give him a present: an invitation to the Council of Andrews.

These cards were specially crafted for the Drewish Community to provide Drewds in the wild with a tangible opportunity to join the Council of Andrews. These updated A2 business cards include several variants of our name so that drewds can immediately recognize that they’re one of us. The burden of having to explain, “it’s called the Council of Andrews, but we also accept Andrzej as well” is no longer yours to carry: lo, the card itself explains. “You’re invited to join the Council of Andrews, and I did not stutter.”